Sunday, January 01, 2006
Dear Diary,
Well theres always a first time for everything they say, this time i will share my early years as a student.
I was one of the few batches of kids that went to nursery before going to kindergarden. I remember the days leading from nursery to kindergarden was like stepping into a whole new world, a world outside my own house. I attended Nursery when i was still staying in the Landed Property and Kindergarden when we moved all the way to Jurong to a HDB flat.
My house at Jurong was simpler, maybe it was because my father ran into some money problems, we had a Bar at home, Rubber flooring and I finally got to sleep on a BED. I got my first Iron burn when i though the iron was something cool to hold, i cried of course. I got Clipped by a file binder( the clamp type), my mother was washing the clothes while i was sitting at the Bar. I remember not crying, i wanted to show my mum i was brave, i just sat there silently bearing the pain and waited for my mother who came rushing to help me.
I had my first birthday AND SADLY MY ONLY celebration TILL TODAY that ever involve me singing infront of a CAKE with my family. It was pandan in flavour and i grew to like that flavour much to the pleasure of my parents cause its always the cheapest cake there is to buy.
I didnt cry on my first day of school, i was elated and eager, i was brave, not like those cry babies. I think since young i always had a THING for new stuff, New bag, New pencil cases, New shoes. I hated the food there, all the different different kinds of biscuit they give, i especially like the one coated with sugar! But i love the sugar so much that all i did was bite off the sugar part and threw the biscuit part of it BACK INTO THE JAR.And i cant believe i got NO MILK! They were for underweight ppl ONLY! Nap Time was meant for me to disturb other ppl from sleeping and play time was about me hogging the slide.
I remember there was an accident at the playground whereby a boy fell and hit his head, my teacher cheated us by telling us that when he fell, there was a hole in his head and all the sand went in. Cant believe i even BUY that!
My brother had his first hand in becoming a businessman, at that time, the DRAGONBALL comics was the THING to read and so what my brother did was asked my father to bring the comics to work and PHOTOCOPY THEM so he could sell them to his friends!!! Hahaha Thats not all that he did, i remember he was being punished for being naughty and was asked to stand outside the Kindergarden, my brother being SO smart, WALKED HOME!!! the teacher was so worried she called my parents to find my brother safely at home LOL
As i mentioned, this period of time is filled of first times, first time i took the school bus home, first time i SHIT in my PANTS and tried to hide it during school hours. Yup, i remember there was even POOP on my chair and i just sat there till the teacher walking past smelled something bad. My first argument with the teacher, and EVEN NOW I STILL THINK I AM RIGHT! The teacher asked us to colour and she was explaining to US what are the colours we could use to color the HUMAN SKIN. SHE MENTIONED BROWN AND YELLOW, i was thinking WHO the FUCK colours ppl YELLOW???? (ignore the FUCK part) I asked why not we colour them orange instead and i insisted i USE orange to colour. What happen next was i got my own place next to the wall, what a spoiler that bitch! I STILL THINK WE CAN COLOUR THEM ORANGE!
Other things i remember was seeing a boy pee in his pants on the way home by himself, the usual FAT CAT near balcony, the phonecards on the floor which i collect on the way home (my first hobby), the guy who still wears pampers to school even till K2 (what a loser!) THE FLOODING OF JURONG!!! WOOT the flooding was so fun, me being short, the water lvl was 3/4 to my knees, it was SO FUN hahaham i didnt even care that it was muddy, i just played in the rain. It was soo cool!
Oh and finally, My first crush, i clearly remember her in my mind, and her name too. Jasmine. What a wonderful name for a first crush, she was taking the same school bus as me. I remember her always sitting just about 2 seats infront of me, facing the window. She was so cute, her eyes and her smile, she was the first angel my young eyes ever gazed upon. I never did talk to her, she was in another class i presume, all i did was stare from a distance and not knowing what to do or what i was feeling everytime she caught my eyes. My bus ride was always enjoyable and sadly too short. Yup, Jasmine, my first crush, wonder where she is now. SIGH
Well thats all i think for my early school days, in the next installment, stay tune for more about PRIMARY SCHOOL!!! More embarrasing moments, more smiles and more boring crap tatata i gonna play DOTA or WOW now.
Shut the Fuck up And listen -2:13 AM
