Saturday, December 31, 2005
I hope my memory doesnt fail me, so spare me if i miss out a few years lol
I doubt anybody will remember those early years so i intend to skip. I am looking at all the baby photos, i was really chubby and cute, while writing this (maybe i will post some), i dont tink i even remember having a brother when i was like 1-2 years old (i mean i know theres this guy besides me but brother wasnt in my vocab) or even the circular block i was staying there at that time. I guess my brain started recording when we moved to Landed property at upper Thomsan Rd.
HAHA i clearly remember those days, innocent days. Our house was 2 stories, it was BIG ( well i was small so throw in the scale factor), the stairs to the second floor was like the forbidden area, i couldnt climb up no matter how hard i try, IT WAS JUST TOO HIGH. But try as i may, i always like to hang around there, touching its smooth cloth finishing, it was very comfortable leaning on it haha. I remember my mother putting a barrier or something to my favorite place, as i started gaining experience in the area of climbing, DAMN it.
I had a maid, i think it was 2, my mother told me i caught chicken pox from one of them, IT WAS SO SERIOUS i had to be admitted to hospital as i developed a HIGH fever. And if u guys watch TV, babies with HIGH fever dont actually come out very bright or normal for that matter. Come to think of it, that MAID ALMOST KILLED ME! KNN ccb or even made me a vegetable -.- thank god i was saved!!!
(lets take into account that the chicken pox really did had an effect on my intellect)
OMG imagine how smart i would BE! wahahahahahahahah
*ahem
Ok i had a pond outside, it even had a mini waterfall of some sort, my father seems to keep buying back fishes, all of different colours. Kids play with playdough, i have my waterfall ^^
but its not all good with the waterfall, having fun as a kid can be pretty sadistic and evil. I guess it was this afternoon my brother and i decided to try out some new tricks besides the usual hide and seek, or "you hit me i hit you" that kind of games. My brave brother used his hands to scope a fish out, it was a goldfish, it was all splasing about and shit, dying perhaps. The next thing he did was to position the fish ontop of the fountain in SUCH A WAY, that the fish gets a free roller coaster ride (try to imagine). Well i was just standing there, i HAD no invovlment, well thats how i remember it anywae so SCREW YOU. Anywae, the process was repeated, until that fish err, died? We just left it there in the pond floating for my father to find when he came back from work. I guess in summary, i had a hand in killing a living thing when i was just a child, not a very good start huh.
Other examples of our fish adventures, featuring our newly found EGG BEATER. I leave the imagining to you, i give u a hint though, imagine egg beating in a bowl? Get the Picture? Ya ok.
When theres day, theres night. No i did not sleep on a Bed, No theres no cradle, No not in a bedroom. Lol lost? Believe it or not, i slept on the cold marble floor. Wait, i wasnt acutally sleeping on the floor, the flooring was to expensive. I slept on A PLASTIC SHEET ON THE FLOOR. Wonder why? Babies poop, i mean, we cant really control it right? we are like puppies, peeing and shitting as and when we want. My mother thinks shes so SMART, Nooooo i didnt get PAMPERS, I HAD A PLASTIC SHEET UNDER ME! WTF, just so she doesnt need to clean up after me, she devised a way to clear my poop by just wrapping it up when i actually poop in the middle of the night. If u havnt catch the hidden meaning:
Imagine: baby shits/pee + sleep = Sleeping with TOOT
Cant really blame my Mum, raising a child is a lot of work and stess, guess i can forgive her for letting me sleep in such harsh conditions T_T
Oh and my neighbour, Yup i can still remember how he looks like. Hes house was just to the Right of mine. Didnt really spent much time at his house after THAT INCIDENT. He invited us over to his place to play his playdough set, making stuff with funny funny shapes with all the moulds. And guess what, my Brother broke his playset, and that ended our friendship with that neighobur of mine.
Hmmm now i should be eligible for schooling. Stay tune for more ya??
Shut the Fuck up And listen -3:32 AM
Dear Diary,
This is Pek Kim Yew. I was at first every spectical about writing my own blog, I thought it was kind of gay and stuff but i have given it some thought and so here i am pening down my thoughts. I tink its time i write some where the life experiences i have gone through, all the ups and downs, the emotions i felt. And also this gives me a chance to open up to my friends, i guess u dont really know someone really well, or even call urself his or her friend unless u truely are able to understand and see things from that person's point of view, if u are able to do that after reading my blog then you are definitely a friend of mine.
Lol its the 31 dec 2005, kind of weird to be writing the first entry to my blog since I should be out there counting down to the new year. Well, i am stuck at home with little pocket money to get out of the house, so i guess I should start unfolding my life to you.
But of course every life has a beginning, one look back, you would be amazed at extend you have grown, how far you have come since your infant days. And it isnt just the Big events like graduations that mark your life, its the little things that happen every now and then that actually mould a person. My life may not be some hollywood movie but its what i got, and i intend to share it with the friends i have, hope you guys have fun reading it.
Well here goes...
Shut the Fuck up And listen -3:18 AM
